Fionn Connolly


Year: ???
Degree: Life
College: He doesn’t even go here

Cadenza’s reigning first soprano, Fionn recently returned from his sold-out solo world tour. Voted GQ’s sexiest man alive 3 years running (even though he can’t see gender), Fionn’s achievements involve having climbed Everest 3 times, holding the Guinness World Record for longest prolonged monologue, and finding the true path to happiness. The only time you’ll find him less than 109% joyful is when he’s attending his court-mandated therapy sessions for being a compulsive liar; although since he admitted this to the group, they have logically deduced that it must not be true.